He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
two words...techno handjob
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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