My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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