they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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