Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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