Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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