do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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