it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
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