i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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