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Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Randomize
