yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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