Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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