We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
be right there i have to get my cape
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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