I must be too annoying 4 u.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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