they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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