What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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