When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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