there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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