Im at strip club and am horny
I've blown a few things in my day
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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