Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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