brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I wish i was in the wii world.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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