? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize