i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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