Do vagina's smell?
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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