please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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