She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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