i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I love you. Go after that dick
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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