Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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