What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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