just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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