using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
Sober January is a disaster.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
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