I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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