So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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