Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
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