with your own penis?
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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