i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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