does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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