I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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