The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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