So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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