Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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