I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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