Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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