Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
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