I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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