it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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