Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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