i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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