So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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