her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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