The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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