so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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