I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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