After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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