We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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