i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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