I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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