I'm going to jail i love you
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
i dont even know how to be here
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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